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Mary was running around outside in the rain with her Bumbershoot (umbrella). She was hoping all her fard (makeup) wouldnt come off. She was going lickety-split (as fast as possible) down the sidewalk. She kept going faster and faster while singing folderol (nonesense). Finally, right before mary got to her drive way to go inside she tripped and took a huge pratfall (fall). She began to whimper. after she walked inside her home she was very ornery (grumpy, mean, nasty) and sat in her room for the rest of the day.